At least that’s what it says on the back of the American Dollar.
But in spite of fact that 100% of Americans use dollars, 15% of them have no religion! (from here)
That’s why a baptist pastor has put together a list on how to spot atheists.
In a nutshell:
- Usually Atheists are pale of skin.
- Atheists are overweight
- Atheists have too many university diplomas!
- Atheists Deceive!
- Atheists are afraid!
It’s all topped of with a famous quote:
“I don’t know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.”
-President George Bush
Wait, it gets better:
In any case, it’s important for you to report any anti-Christian behavior (whether it comes from Catholics or full-blown Atheists) to your local police department as soon as possible. Since the President of the United States doesn’t even consider Atheists as citizens, and even acknowledges that they are a threat to our country, it should be no problem getting these so called “people” deported to France.
And your divine duty:
It’s your job to pull it out of them.  Put them on the spot.  Hound them at restaurants and on cruise ships. Don’t take “I’d rather not talk about religion” as a answer. Give them one last chance to save their sorry souls.  Then, call the police!
Simply hilarious. Check out the rest of the indicated site for other interesting religion related funny crap.