I recently came across a comedian [on Youtube] who tries to explain the difference between girls and women:

It’s somewhat funny and disturbing at the same time. But hey, he’s a comedian, so let’s not take it so seriously.
Related to this I found a disturbingly funny story. It’s about a woman gone wild, as our comedian explained before.

“My wife has handcuffed me - she’s attacking me,” Robert Drawbough moaned to an emergency dispatcher. “Please come and help me get out of here.”

I don’t want to imagine what happened to the poor man who was desperately trying to get the police to come to rescue him.
Here is the full story: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25239310-5001021,00.html
The 911 tape in which the man begs/screams for help is priceless.
Gentlemen, with that in mind think at least twice before pissing off your wife/girlfriend/SO.