Really interesting how this thingy called the Internet is workin’ and the things you come across.
In one of these Internet hyper experiences (you do go over hyperlinks so the ‘experience’ is hyper also) I’ve come accross of what may represent one of the most bafling interpretation of freedom. It’s the freedom to… hold on… moonthe train.
Oh yeah…
It happens somewherein California and it’s a 30 years!!! tradition. You may thinks it’s a chaotic butt-showing, beer drinking festival. You’re probably right, except for the chaotic part. It seems that the fun (Mooning is supposed to be fun) is somewhat organized. See here: http://moonamtrak.org/
Train schedule, FAQ for the dumb and other juicy details on the site. You can also moon the train, watch the “mooners” or ride the train that is being mooned. The fun is endless.
Couple of questions from the FAQ that are just priceless:
I’m obese, is it O.K. if I moon? Yes yes, please “moon” with us. We need people like you for the extra high intensity mooningyou can provide.
My comment: Now that’s equality among people. They can all be equally dumb.
Are pets O.K. to bring? Yes, you can bring your dog, cat, snake, parrot, or iguana. Don’t forget water for them.
My comment: Your pet can also moon the train. Although I’m not exactly sure where the buttchecks of a snake are… mwuhahahaha