Today’s “praises” go to one of my lovely neighbors who although has
a motorcycle, chooses to park in a car spot. He also chooses to
park it badly too. Every time you pull in in the spot near his
precious bike you’re afraid that you’ll knock it down. To add
insult to injury his bike is there 97% of the time on one of the
best spots if you’re returning from, for example, shopping and need
to carry lots of bags.

Here is to you, lovely neighbor. May your motorcycle forever roam the best spots in the parking lot :)