We all know about the positive effects of channeling energy by
wisely using Feng Shui at home, but how do the same guidelines
apply to supermarkets? Before diving into how this works, I’d like
to clearly state that I haven’t got a glue on how Feng Shui is
supposed to work and what all this mumbo jumbo about Qi and vital
energy flow is.
Now that we got that out of the way, during an intensive 15 minutes
long term study, I have found that the supermarket you’re buying
your groceries in can have a serious impact on your mood. As we
already established, I’m an expert in Feng Shui and controlling the
vital energy flow of my surroundings. So this disruption in the
energy flow is clearly related the shopping ‘experience’.
For example:
Walmartis a the classic example of ruining your Qi. The sad
people who work there, the limited products variety (you cannot
sell every brand for next to nothing, right?), the 30+ surveillance
cameras in the store parking lot, the corny price labels and the
general store layout in general are enough to suck every last bit
of positive energy out of you. If you cannot afford to shop
anywhere else, your Qi is already very low. When you shop with a
weak Qi you’re effectively turning yourself into a negative energy
zombie that will suck energy out of everything it touches. That’s
how I explain the sadness of the places that have e Walmart near
by. BTW: I only went once, and after that my Qi was in Feng Shui ER
for weeks before I started having positive thoughts again. Save
Money, Live better? I don’t think so.
Safewayis a bit better. Some people working there are actually
younger than 50. The supermarket layout mastermind did his job
here. The selection of products is larger. The two major Qi
turnoffs here are the fact the story is specialized mostly on food
and the rewards card. The fact that it’s specialized mostly on food
can be viewed as a good thing, but as time (or the lack of it) is a
big energy drainer I find this a bit inconvenient at some times.
Yes, I will admit that most of the times I am shopping I will only
buy food, but I feel really sad when I have to make 2 stops instead
of 1 to buy all the stuff I need. Hello? One stop shopping? Safeway
is still figuring out what that means. Second aspect is the rewards
card. Everything costs more without that stupid rewards card. What
are they thinking? Do you really think that tricking me into having
a piece of plastic will mean that I will return happy? Don’t you
know that positive energy doesn’t flow through cheap worthless
plastic?

Fred Meyer Sand Castle
Now we get to the place where I do most of my shopping:
Fred Meyer. It’s like a Safeway, but they know what one stop
shopping means and the prices are the same either you’ve walked in
the first time or you’re a returning customer. Also the variety of
products is a bit higher. You can buy some nasty health impacting
food here, but right on the next aisle you also have the healthy
choice. And that’s what matters in the end: being given the
opportunity to make the choice and having the needed education to
make the correct choice. The store layout could be improved a bit
and it’s always consistent in all stores. Overall it has a good
energy flow and for the moment I’m happy with it.
I was going to stop here and give you the impression that I have
the coolest shopping Qi on the block, but it’s not really fair to
do that. The coolest energy flow, by far is generated by
Whole Foods. Store layout, products quality, the cashiers
attitude are fantastic. They have really done their homework or
made a pact with the devil. The whole place is full of positive
energy which you can have for a not so small fee. You see, as all
things that are good for you, almost everything you buy here has a
bigger price on the tag. And that’s totally cool if you have the
gold nuggets for that. I mean, what’s the price of your energy
level? (putting a price on that would be like putting a price on
your health. That would be stupid, right?) For me, at least at this
point, it’s a good place to go and buy some specialized products
that you probably won’t find that easily in other places. And not
to make it sound like supermarket heaven: the parking lot is really
crowded at peak hours. Seems that positive energy is in short
supply after all.